Microwave Massacre (1979) - Retro Slapstick Horror Vintage T-Shirt

This is our Standard Tee—a high-quality tribute to the 1979 cult horror-comedy classic Microwave Massacre. 👨‍🍳🥩

This Essential Tee, created 100% from scratch by Midnight Doll Video, captures the cheesy, late-night B-movie camp atmosphere of Wayne Berwick’s legendary grindhouse masterpiece. Featuring the unforgettable construction worker turned cannibal chef in a Regular Cut and Classic Fit, this shirt is a mandatory addition to any serious retro horror fan's wardrobe.

Quality: Premium Soft Cotton. Art Style: 100% Original Midnight Doll Video Design. Fit: Standard Unisex Cut.

"Reviewers have called it delicious!" 📺🩸

Product features

- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for durable, comfortable all-season wear

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar for a classic, stable fit

- DTG and DTF printed graphics for sharp, detailed artwork including sleeve and neck prints

- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for itch-free comfort and garment stability

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; made with ethically sourced US cotton and compliant safety standards

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean