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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME (1981) - "JOHN HAS A SIX-FOOT KEBAB..." JAPANESE T-SHIRT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME (1981) - "JOHN HAS A SIX-FOOT KEBAB..." JAPANESE T-SHIRT

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"John has a six-foot kebab... and someone's going to get skewered!" 🍢🩸🎂

Experience the gory perfection of the 1981 slasher classic with this exclusive Happy Birthday to Me Japanese Edition. Featuring high-contrast graphic art with authentic Japanese typography, this design captures Melissa Sue Anderson’s iconic fight for survival alongside the legendary "shish kebab" death scene.

This Essential Tee is built with a Standard Tee construction, featuring a Regular Cut and Classic Fit for maximum comfort and durability. Made from 100% premium cotton with a high-definition graphic featuring authentic retro "rental store" wear and tear.

A definitive piece for collectors of 80s slasher horror and vintage international cinema aesthetics. 🎬🩸

Midnight Doll Video: The Vault of Horror. 🎂🔪

Product features

- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable with a classic drape

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced waste

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching

- Dual printing methods: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed graphics

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; tear-away label for comfort and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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